{"id":13159,"date":"2014-04-01T01:47:27","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T01:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/2014\/04\/01\/bicycle-smile-when-a-female-is-riding-a-bike\/"},"modified":"2014-04-01T01:47:27","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T01:47:27","slug":"bicycle-smile-when-a-female-is-riding-a-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/2014\/04\/01\/bicycle-smile-when-a-female-is-riding-a-bike\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Bicycle smile:
\nwhen a female is riding a bike, usually over rough terrain, and she slides the bike seat into her VJ. this will result in a smile on her face and an odd musk on the bike seat
\n Colleen “Nice new bike Vanessa”
\n Vanessa “thanks Coll”
\n Colleen “hey where’s the seat, and why are you smiling so much?”
\n Vanessa “oh I’m performing a Bicycle smile, lets find some rougher terrain”
\nColleen “yagi!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=bicycle%20smile<\/a><\/p>\n

Possibly originates from “The Road to Wellville”(1994)<\/a><\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/rudymorgan\/i-wish-i-was-a-bike-seat\/<\/a><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AUZqfByAOUs<\/a><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9xl5_x2OmdM<\/a><\/p>\n

http:\/\/grooveshark.com\/#!\/search\/song?q=Barefoot+Man+I+Wish+I+Were+Your+Bicycle+Seat<\/a><\/p>\n

http:\/\/indilean.com\/i-wish-i-was-your-bicycle-seat\/<\/a><\/p>\n

My favourite version I heard a long time ago and was credited to barefoot man but was a much more reggae version and may have been mislabelled (I downloaded it way back in the early Napster era when dinosaurs ruled the early. I think I burned it to a CD somewhere but since my HDD crashed in 2009 I don’t have a version I can find on my computer right now)<\/p>\n

Anyway, I love the idea.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/bikesbabes.tumblr.com\/post\/72609518052<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bicycle smile: when a female is riding a bike, usually over rough terrain, and she slides the bike seat into her VJ. this will result in a smile on her face and an odd musk on the bike seat Colleen “Nice new bike Vanessa” Vanessa “thanks Coll” Colleen “hey where’s the seat, and why are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bikesexual.org\/velovagina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}